RE: venge.

Disguise Power! Turn me into a flight attendant, or something!

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Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene




I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC. 

I would like to point out that had the MCU not just fridged Janet van Dyne in a true #JanetVanCrime, she would have been an older lady. An OLDER LADY SOCIALITE SUPERHERO. It could have been ours! It could all have been ours.

Janet van Dyne is coming for you, #JanetvanCRIMINALS.

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Lois Lane: the originator of the Paige McCullers Eye Roll

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I don’t hold with paddlin’ with the occult,” said Granny firmly. “Once you start paddlin’ with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you’re believing in gods. And then you’re in trouble.”
“But all them things exist,” said Nanny Ogg.
“That’s no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages ‘em.
Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett (via them-witches)

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Today we’re spending time with Oberyn Martell and Ellaria Sand, come all the way from Dorne to attend the royal wedding:

Ellaria’s boyfriend is Oberyn Martell. Dude is a loud dresser: bright colors, long surcoat, and one hell of an open collar. It’s not a coincidence that he’s baring as much skin as Ellaria. Basically, he’s here to avenge his sister and bang cute blondes, and he and Ellaria have already gone through all the cute blondes in King’s Landing!

Check out the rest at A Song of Ice and Attire!

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